ESP

I had to talk to someone last night, so I chose G. Well he was REALLY my only option, but still my first choice.

He answered with hello.

"Hi" I replied.

"You're depressed." Not a question, but a statement.

"No I'm not." I insisted without feeling.

"I can tell you are."

"You can tell by the word "Hi?"

"Yes."

"Well maybe I am, but I don't know why."

"See I knew it."

"Well aren't you just a flippin' genius!"

Of course I couldn't tell him what was really bothering me, yet another MIA boy. My Crush has been suspiciously absent since Monday.

I believe I've mentioned that I'm inpatient, right?