My Sign

I should be wearing a sign today.

It would say:

Please don't joke with me. I will not get it and will probably take it personally.

Please respond immediately to any question, concern, complaint or confusion that I may direct at you. If not, I will take it personally and get very anxious and annoyed that you have forgotten me.

Please do not taunt me. I will cry.

Please do not remind me how boring and mundane my life is. I will cry.

Please know this will all be moot tomorrow when the horrible hormones are eradicated from my body.

For some reason its always a Tuesday. Always. If you would like to place it in your Outlook with the above cautions it will be reoccurring every fourth Tuesday.

Thank you for your support.