Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Knowing Your Audience

In my hometown, there was a big scandal involving the high school football team and hazing. This is a resulting conversation involving me and my mother.

Me: "What exactly happened?"

Mom: "Well, supposedly, they tied the boy to the bed with duct tape and then they threw semen on him."

Me: "Big deal, women have to deal with semen on them all the time."

Mom: "What did you say?!"

Me: "Umm nothing?"

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